December 2010
2 posts
Fuck Justin Bieber.
July 2009
1 post
“And the guys have some skills, especially Nick. Plus, we were super excited to...”
– MTV Newsroom » Blog Archive » The Jonas Brothers Take MTV News Out To The Ball Game
Um, it’s called MANAGING!! They told me that it’s the most important job, and that you can only do it from the dug out. “Never set foot on the field, Frankie. That’s how to be a...
June 2009
1 post
Watchanjalouise:
dobbsie:
danhacker:
The official US trailer for Hayao Miyazaki’s ’Ponyo’
Disney has released the official US trailer for Hayao Miyazaki’s latest animated film, ‘Ponyo’ (or as it’s known in Japan ‘Ponyo on the Cliff’. ‘Ponyo’ is also written and directed by the legendary Hayao Miyazaki who directed such films as ‘Castle in the Sky’, ‘My Neighbor Totoro’, ‘Princess Mononoke’,...
May 2009
3 posts
February 2009
1 post
SNL was probably fun for the Other Brothers, but I spent the whole show in a small room backstage with Jon Lovitz :(
Apparently he always shows up uninvited.
January 2009
2 posts
Jonas Secrets →
Ugh! This is typical! Tumblr was supposed to be MY thing, but now my bros are all over this new site :(
Not only that, but earlier today, Kevin erased the memory on my Wii, just because I got a higher score than him on Rock Band and he got jealous.. and then I said, “Oh yeah!?” and threw some ninja stars at him! And he dodged them, but he was so scared.
He was like, “Whoa,...
November 2008
3 posts
Wow! I got an email! I guess I can take a break from building a house of Doritos (like a house of cards, but you get to eat it if it falls down) to answer some Qs.
Nilina writes:
“Frankie, I miss you. I wish you would update your blog more often. I am going to ask you questions in hopes that you will answer them on your blog and bring meaning and validation to my life.
So the Disney Jonas...
October 2008
9 posts
I was just told that my bros aren’t playing the Super Bowl, only the Thanksgiving Day football game! My dad said I can’t go to that game either.
I will stay at home and eat gravy. I will have my bitter tears for dessert.
I am sad. My bros will be performing on the Super Bowl and I can’t go because I am a “security risk.” I got hungry so I ate a super big bowl of nacho cheese.
I am now sad with a stomachache. I also want more nacho cheese.
We're in London and I'm writing a book!!!
Hey Frankie fans. I decided to hop on a plane and meet my bros in London where they’re performing!
London is a cool place. I ate some bangers and mash and the tour bus drove by Big Ben. I waved to him. His face looks like a clock. I prefer the American version, Bob’s Big Boy. He’s friendlier and waves back to you.
I get bored watching my bros do interviews on TV, so I have been...
“Frankie, are you seriously going to eat that?”
– my brother Nick
I ate three peanut butter + banana + honey + bacon sandwiches for lunch today. It was goooooooooooood. Nick’s diabetic so he can’t eat it and I think he was jealous!
Thanks for all the emails I got wishing me a happy birthday. Here is what I got for a gift: a new bike (boring), those Twilight vampire books (could be cool) and the High School Musical 2 DVD (WHY????).
MY FAMILY DOES NOT UNDERSTAND ME.
Where was my signed poster of Metallica and backstage passes to their shows at The Forum?!?!? I know that if James Hetfield and I met we would be good friends...
September 2008
35 posts
Happy Birthday to FRANK!!!
Today is my birthday!!!!! I am 8. This means I am now a man. Please wish me a happy birthday by sending me the following gifts:
A best friend
Toco Toucan, who is a retired webkinz (his beak is cool and he is on the cereal box)
Unlimited hugs from my bros
Bigger speakers in which to play the new METALLICA record (IT MELTS MY FACE OFF WITH THE POWER OF ROCK)
Pail out the banks (I don’t...
I was having a bad day yesterday. I was being a little bit of a baby when I said no one ever says they love me because later that day, my bros said they felt bad for ignoring me and made me a cake (it was really just a Mickey D’s apple pie). It said:
“F U FRANK!!!!”
The bros said F U means “For U” which is how cool kids talk. They’re cool bros.
I...
“I love you Frankie.”
– no one ever
Lovebugs!
We’re filming the video for the song Lovebug. The bros said I can’t play the character of Lovebug by dressing up in a ladybug costume and reenacting the movie Ladybugs, which is one my favorite movies.
They said that the song is called Lovebug and that it’s not a real thing. Well, I saw the movie and it is real so they’re dumb. I like the part where the girl soccer players...
Dating!
My bros did a blog entry answering a question on their myspace that I wanted to answer myself! Here’s what they said: ””“”There are so many questions about our dating, who we date, etc. We will try to answer some of the questions about dating in one response. Would you ever date a fan? OR Have you ever dated someone who is not famous? The answer is YES. We have...
WOW. Metallica has the #1 most downloaded album... →
(via optimisto)
Actually, half of those downloads are from me :( Sry. The Other Brothers think it’s funny to keep deleting my Metallica mp3s. And Jimmy the bus driver deletes them the other half of the time because he says “That racket makes me want to run over my head with this bus!”
For a while, I was just re-buying them from iTunes store, but when my dad got the credit card...
“The Jonas Brothers are said to have insisted on apple juice at room temperature for their backstage needs and added eight Red Bull Sugar free beverages, plus 6 regular Red Bulls and 24 pieces of California sushi rolls as part of their dressing room package.”
from an article here
Come on!! The Jonas Brothers requested 8 sugar free RB’s and 6 regulars???? Not true! That’s...
Frankie in da houseeeeeeeeeeeee!
We’re still in London! I learned today that the English people call guys BLOKES and they call girls BIRDS! And my brothers taught me that they call cool people like me WANKERS!
I bet you wish you were a wanker like me!!!
Cheerios!
Cherrios, mateys! We’re in London!!!!
This is my first time overseas. The Other Bros are doing some promotions for their movie Camp Rock, or as I call it, Camp Doesn’t Rock! I did not like the movie because it did not feature the music of Metallica, but I do like movie sets because they have tables and tables of junk food.
Anyways, we’re here in London now. Everyone talks funny...
“Frankie, revenge is not the best medicine. And trying to make a taser gun out of...”
– my psychologist
That taser gun almost worked!
Last night, my bros were watching this movie “There Will Be Blood”. I think it was about vampires. I wasn’t allowed to watch.
The rest of the night they kept saying, “Frankie, I drink your Red Bull!” and then they’d steal my RB’s :( :( :(
Luckily I have a stash of emergency RB’s hidden inside a large webkinz. I WILL HAVE MY REVENGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I'm famous too so we'd be perfect together
My bros were on The Ellen Degeneres show yesterday. They sang their song “BB Good”. I like that song, and in the drum break, my bro Joe says:
“Baby, I don’t want to hurt you
I just want to kiss you”
I want to kiss someone special too. But she won’t kiss me because she’s getting married to someone else. Please email me Bristol.
What’s up, my only friends? I saw some mean rumors on a few blogs and I just wanted to clear them up:
#1 - Joe is allergic to chocolate cake. FALSE! He just knows that I love chocolate cake, so he won’t let anyone bring it near us :(
#2 - Frankie is a secret ninja super agent who in his spare time is an average 7 year old. TRUFALSE! I am not at liberty to discuss!!!!! #3 - Nick...
Me and Joe have a nice talk
Me: Hey Joe, are you excited to be playing on the MTV music awards tomorrow?
Joe: You never saw me smoking.
Me: But that's a candy cigarette, right?
Joe: Oh, right. Candy. Yeah. Whatever, it'll be cool. Why don't you go play with your stuffed animals?
Me: WHATTT DID YOU CALL THEM?
Joe: Your stuffed animals.
Me: WEBKINZ, JOE! They're called webkinz. I like playing with you too.
Joe: Remember, this conversation never happened.
Then he stubbed out his candy cigarette on his arm and walked away.
Russell Brand on the Jonas Brothers
Perez Hilton: So, Russell, out of all the people who are coming on Sunday, who would you like to have sex with the most?
Russell Brand: Well, there's three guys out there that wear virginity rings. If by the end of the evening, I've not got them around my neck like a serial killer with ear lobes hanging around his necklace, then I will consider my job not properly done.
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Frankie (ME!): You know... sometimes I actually am glad that I'm left out.
Frankie's Mailbag!
Hi Frankie fans! It’s that time again where I answer all the great fan mail I get during the week.
Here’s an e-mail from Andrea in Madison, Wisconsin:
Frankie,
Your awesome and your blog makes me LOLL!!!!! I have a question for you. OMG does joe wear boxers or briefs?!?!? LOLLLLL!
Love, Andrea
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Dear Andrea,
My brother Joe tucks me in...
My brothers are going to start filming a Disney Channel show in September that’s like the HBO show called Flight of the Conchords. I am excited for my brothers to be on TV and be in a funny show.
Maybe there will be a character I could play called 4th Brother. I could be the guy who gets the band all the Cheetos and Red Bull they need to play good on stage. And there could be a scene where...
“Jesus loves me and I love pussy.”
– my brother Nick
I never knew he missed our cat, St. Kitty the 3rd, as much as I do when we tour.
Ringo is my favorite Beatle because no one liked him and he sat in the back of the band and he probably had webkinz like me too.
The Other Brothers are playing the MTV VMA’s on Sunday. I’m excited to go with them and see all the performers backstage!
I’m especially excited to meet with Britney Spears. I will see if she wants to be my new girlfriend. Surely she will like me since I am clean-cut, but also slightly dangerous, what with my Metallica and Red Bull obsessions.
I will introduce myself as...
“Don’t worry Frankie, you’ll find another girl.”
– my brother Nick, as he was texting his girlfriend and sitting in the hottub with 5 girls in bikinis and a 6th girl was rubbing his shoulders and a 7th girl was getting him an soda
NO I WON’TTTTTTTTTT. :( :( :( :(