I'm More Than A Bonus Jonas, Dad!
My dad calls me the "Bonus Jonas." This is where I prove to him that I'm the most important Jonas. Email me at thebestjonasisme (at) gmail!
Who wants to go see this with me? Cho? Tim Allen?
I asked my dad if I could be in this movie and he said, “You’re a little too chubby, Frankie. You would break the 3D.”
Oh, also, the reason I’m not in this photo is because they make me ride in the luggage compartment under the plane.
But hey, they give me all the snacks I want down there! FRANKIE: 1, WORLD: … a lot, but I GOT FREE SKITTLES!
(via soupsoup)
You know, I actually got really excited when Dad told me I would get to be in a movie with my bros. I thought I was finally going to get to do stuff like eat at the same table with them, be allowed to speak to them, and not have to sleep on a pile of their dirty clothes.
Then he told me I would be playing a farting dog :(
This is the Other Brothers video for their song “Lovebug”. It’s cool, I guess, but I’m still a little annoyed I couldn’t play the ship’s captain, who accidentally crashes the ship, sending all the brothers overboard, allowing me to swoop in at the last second and play all three parts on guitars and vocals and the crowd goes crazy!!!!!
Instead, I just sat in the director’s chair and ate like 8 tubes of Gogurt.
I’m thinking of inviting this girl to join my band. She has so much energy that I can tell she totally drinks RBulls. And she’s really good at lip-syncing, which comes in handy sometimes when you have laryngitis. My family gets laryngitis a lot.
But if she joined the band, we’d probably end up falling in love and then breaking up, just like my bros do with their ladies.
I guess I’ll just stick to my Webkinz backup band!
I was just told that my bros aren’t playing the Super Bowl, only the Thanksgiving Day football game! My dad said I can’t go to that game either.
I will stay at home and eat gravy. I will have my bitter tears for dessert.
I am sad. My bros will be performing on the Super Bowl and I can’t go because I am a “security risk.” I got hungry so I ate a super big bowl of nacho cheese.
I am now sad with a stomachache. I also want more nacho cheese.
Hey Frankie fans. I decided to hop on a plane and meet my bros in London where they’re performing!
London is a cool place. I ate some bangers and mash and the tour bus drove by Big Ben. I waved to him. His face looks like a clock. I prefer the American version, Bob’s Big Boy. He’s friendlier and waves back to you.
I get bored watching my bros do interviews on TV, so I have been reading books backstage. The book I am reading now is called, “Diary of a Wimpy Kid Do-It-Yourself-Book”. Check it out!
One of the pages from the book looks like this:
So far I have drawn lots of sad faces.
After a long weekend of sitting in my room being alone and not seeing anyone except when I got RB’s from the fridge in the kitchen once an hour, I looked at some Other Brothers fan sites.
Take a look at the picture! Someone found a pic of me and wrote my name on it! That was really nice of them. Check my sweet Ramones shirt too. I wanna be an aphid!!! Twenty twenty twenty four hours agoooo… I wanna be an aphid!
I LOVE APHIDS because they DESTROY THINGS!!!!
my brother Nick
I ate three peanut butter + banana + honey + bacon sandwiches for lunch today. It was goooooooooooood. Nick’s diabetic so he can’t eat it and I think he was jealous!
Thanks for all the emails I got wishing me a happy birthday. Here is what I got for a gift: a new bike (boring), those Twilight vampire books (could be cool) and the High School Musical 2 DVD (WHY????).
MY FAMILY DOES NOT UNDERSTAND ME.
Where was my signed poster of Metallica and backstage passes to their shows at The Forum?!?!? I know that if James Hetfield and I met we would be good friends because he’s a recovering alcoholic and I am a chocoholic and a rbullholic.
I will now go back to ignoring everyone, even though no one ever notices.
