I'm More Than A Bonus Jonas, Dad!
My dad calls me the "Bonus Jonas." This is where I prove to him that I'm the most important Jonas. Email me at thebestjonasisme (at) gmail!
Today is my birthday!!!!! I am 8. This means I am now a man. Please wish me a happy birthday by sending me the following gifts:
- A best friend
- Toco Toucan, who is a retired webkinz (his beak is cool and he is on the cereal box)
- Unlimited hugs from my bros
- Bigger speakers in which to play the new METALLICA record (IT MELTS MY FACE OFF WITH THE POWER OF ROCK)
- Pail out the banks (I don’t know what it means, but my dad was talking about it and it sounds important)
- A cake that tastes like Red Bulls and twinkies
- A new iPhone (and NOT a little mirror like when my bros told me that was an iPhone and I kept trying to make calls on it like them, but all that happened was the mirror got foggy from my breath on it!!!!)
No one sent me an email today wishing me a happy birthday :( I still love you guys though. I will go back to my room now and listen to Metallica.
This video reminds me of the road. Everyone chanting my name and my brother constantly patting me on the head.
I told him I don’t like it when he pats me on the head. I am not a dog. I am a human being who likes the rock and roll and be cool.
I also did not like the shirt that was thrown on stage. I would have preferred them to throw either A) a can of RB I could chug like a real man or B) a KFC 3-piece.
I am often hungry.
I was having a bad day yesterday. I was being a little bit of a baby when I said no one ever says they love me because later that day, my bros said they felt bad for ignoring me and made me a cake (it was really just a Mickey D’s apple pie). It said:
“F U FRANK!!!!”
The bros said F U means “For U” which is how cool kids talk. They’re cool bros.
I would’ve rather my cake had a picture of this on the front because IT RAWKSSSS. I wanna ride the lightning and then I could be best friends with it!!!!
We’re filming the video for the song Lovebug. The bros said I can’t play the character of Lovebug by dressing up in a ladybug costume and reenacting the movie Ladybugs, which is one my favorite movies.
They said that the song is called Lovebug and that it’s not a real thing. Well, I saw the movie and it is real so they’re dumb. I like the part where the girl soccer players do bad but then a boy comes in and does good!!!!
Don’t tell my heart, my achy breaky heart. I just don’t think YOU SHOULD KEEP TEXTING MY DAD AND MAKING HIM IGNORE ME WHEN WE’RE EATING COCO PUFFS TOGETHER.
Lately my dad has been getting on me to cut back on my RBulls and Reeses Peanut Butter Cup sandwiches (that would be two Reeses on top of each other with whipped cream inbetween).
I will stop eating junk food when my dad starts playing basketball with me again without checking his stupid Blackberry every 30 seconds for text messages from Billy Ray Cyrus (MILEY’s dumb dad if you didn’t know!!!).
When I grow up, I will invent military technology to destroy all text messages originating from BILLY RAY CYRUS, my new sworn enemy.
My bros did a blog entry answering a question on their myspace that I wanted to answer myself! Here’s what they said:
””“”There are so many questions about our dating, who we date, etc. We will try to answer some of the questions about dating in one response.
Would you ever date a fan? OR Have you ever dated someone who is not famous?
The answer is YES. We have already dated fans or girls that are not celebrities. In fact, we really like to believe that the girl we will spend our lives with will be our biggest “fan.”“”“”
I would date a fan too!!!!!! So far my biggest fan is Shirley, one of the chefs we take on tour. She is old, but I love her and she loves me. I don’t know if it counts because she also gets paid by my dad to be on tour, but she is like my mother sort of too.
When I grow up, I will date girls who love me for the Frankie I am. I will get a tattoo of her name next to the one I’m getting of a Red Bull can. It will be a special Metallica Red Bull can that does not exist but in my mind.
It will be the most rock and roll drink that has ever existed in life!
(via optimisto)
Actually, half of those downloads are from me :( Sry. The Other Brothers think it’s funny to keep deleting my Metallica mp3s. And Jimmy the bus driver deletes them the other half of the time because he says “That racket makes me want to run over my head with this bus!”
For a while, I was just re-buying them from iTunes store, but when my dad got the credit card bill, he freaked. Now he says I’m not allowed to hug him because I might steal his wallet.
And nothing else matters.
“The Jonas Brothers are said to have insisted on apple juice at room temperature for their backstage needs and added eight Red Bull Sugar free beverages, plus 6 regular Red Bulls and 24 pieces of California sushi rolls as part of their dressing room package.”
Come on!! The Jonas Brothers requested 8 sugar free RB’s and 6 regulars???? Not true! That’s FRANKIE J’S hype juice for before the show!
I cool down with another 5 sugar free’s after the show. Too much sugar is bad for you, you know?
I don’t know why my bros like sushi. It tastes like they just took a fish out of the sea and put it on top of rice!
