I'm More Than A Bonus Jonas, Dad!

Here’s an email from a fan out there in the great, wide world:

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Dear Frankie,

OMG i looooooooooove your blog!!!!!!!   LOL!!!    U seem like a super nice guy!!!!   OMG r u single ROFLMAO!!!!!!
I have problems too everybody does but your so funny and nice that u always cheer me up even after my dad tells me i’m looking porky these days.  I cry sometimes but then I just sign on to AOL (I have to make sure nobody’s using the phone first!), go to ur blog and my troubles just melt right out of my <3.  
OMG Frankie ur so funny and soooo cute my older sis says you remind her of the kid from a band named Hanson have u ever heard them??  I only have 1 song i think its called “Um, Bop” and its really good LOL!!!!!   OMG i could make u a tape and send it to you on the bus!  WHat’s the address there??

N-E-wayz, my question 4 u is:  My big sis is always yelling at me 4 using her hairspray, but I swear i never do!!!  and every time the cat knocks over my dad’s whiskey bottles, he always yells at ME, same thing when the dog goes #2 on the floor they blame ME!  :(  Yr brothers do that to you too, right????   What do I do??  

OMG xoxoxoxoxoxxoxxooxoxoxoxo
luv n kissez,

Missy

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Dear Missy,

Thank you for your compliments! I hope that things get better with your dad and sister and that you get less fat. I’ve got a little extra baby fat myself, but I’ve been working out by running after my dad backstage at shows. He says he’s trying to work, but I just want him to see me make the high score in Zelda on my Nintendo DS!

As for your problem, I would say if your dad screams at you to put your iPod on a Metallica mix! METALLLLLICA! Then I would be thankful that your dad cares enough about you to scream.

Then I would eat some Ben & Jerry’s Half Baked ice cream!

I’m A Guitar Hero,

Frankie