My dad calls me the "Bonus Jonas." This is where I prove to him that I'm the most important Jonas. Email me at thebestjonasisme (at) gmail!
- Perez Hilton: So, Russell, out of all the people who are coming on Sunday, who would you like to have sex with the most?
- Russell Brand: Well, there's three guys out there that wear virginity rings. If by the end of the evening, I've not got them around my neck like a serial killer with ear lobes hanging around his necklace, then I will consider my job not properly done.
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- Frankie (ME!): You know... sometimes I actually am glad that I'm left out.
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