My dad calls me the "Bonus Jonas." This is where I prove to him that I'm the most important Jonas. Email me at thebestjonasisme (at) gmail!
- Me: Hey Joe, are you excited to be playing on the MTV music awards tomorrow?
- Joe: You never saw me smoking.
- Me: But that's a candy cigarette, right?
- Joe: Oh, right. Candy. Yeah. Whatever, it'll be cool. Why don't you go play with your stuffed animals?
- Me: WHATTT DID YOU CALL THEM?
- Joe: Your stuffed animals.
- Me: WEBKINZ, JOE! They're called webkinz. I like playing with you too.
- Joe: Remember, this conversation never happened.
- Then he stubbed out his candy cigarette on his arm and walked away.
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