I'm More Than A Bonus Jonas, Dad!

My dad calls me the "Bonus Jonas." This is where I prove to him that I'm the most important Jonas. Email me at thebestjonasisme (at) gmail!

3 years ago
Lately my dad has been getting on me to cut back on my RBulls and Reeses Peanut Butter Cup sandwiches (that would be two Reeses on top of each other with whipped cream inbetween). I will stop eating junk food when my dad starts playing basketball with me again without checking his stupid Blackberry every 30 seconds for text messages from Billy Ray Cyrus (MILEY’s dumb dad if you didn’t know!!!). When I grow up, I will invent military technology to destroy all text messages originating from BILLY RAY CYRUS, my new sworn enemy.

Lately my dad has been getting on me to cut back on my RBulls and Reeses Peanut Butter Cup sandwiches (that would be two Reeses on top of each other with whipped cream inbetween).

I will stop eating junk food when my dad starts playing basketball with me again without checking his stupid Blackberry every 30 seconds for text messages from Billy Ray Cyrus (MILEY’s dumb dad if you didn’t know!!!).

When I grow up, I will invent military technology to destroy all text messages originating from BILLY RAY CYRUS, my new sworn enemy.

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