I'm More Than A Bonus Jonas, Dad!

"And the guys have some skills, especially Nick. Plus, we were super excited to see that Bonus Jonas..."

Fri, 17 Jul 2009 15:41:09 -0400

“And the guys have some skills, especially Nick. Plus, we were super excited to see that Bonus Jonas was hanging out in the dug out cheering his older brothers on.”

- MTV Newsroom » Blog Archive » The Jonas Brothers Take MTV News Out To The Ball Game

Um, it’s called MANAGING!! They told me that it’s the most important job, and that you can only do it from the dug out. “Never set foot on the field, Frankie. That’s how to be a real professional manager.”

Also, did you notice that I had a Gatorade cooler full of Red Bull? Pretty cool, right!?

anjalouise: dobbsie: danhacker: The official US trailer for...

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 14:48:29 -0400

anjalouise:

dobbsie:

danhacker:

The official US trailer for Hayao Miyazaki’s ’Ponyo’

Disney has released the official US trailer for Hayao Miyazaki’s latest animated film, ‘Ponyo’ (or as it’s known in Japan ‘Ponyo on the Cliff’. ‘Ponyo’ is also written and directed by the legendary Hayao Miyazaki who directed such films as ‘Castle in the Sky’, ‘My Neighbor Totoro’, ‘Princess Mononoke’, ‘Spirited Away’, and ‘Howl’s Moving Castle’.

The official plot synopsis for ‘Ponyo’ is listed as “An animated adventure centered on a 5-year-old boy and his relationship with a goldfish princess who longs to become human.”

This film features the voice talents Frankie Jonas, Cate Blanchett, Matt Damon, Tina Fey, Cloris Leachman, Liam Neeson, Lily Tomlin and Betty White.

‘Ponyo’ is scheduled to hit theaters on August 14th.

I’m already in love with this film, August 14th can’t come soon enough.

I wish so hard that they would just release this in theaters in Japanese with subtitles. I won’t see it in English, I totally refuse! I just can’t enjoy it. SORRY FRANKIE

Why would you not see it because of me? I did nothing to hurt you :( My brothers say that I only hurt people when I talk to them for periods longer than 5 minutes and I do not remember ever speaking to you :(

It’s not a good day in Frankieland. :( :( :( :(

This is my debut from my bros show on Disney! My dad said I...

Mon, 18 May 2009 12:51:45 -0400

This is my debut from my bros show on Disney! My dad said I looked like a dapper Dom Deluise! Pretty sweet, I know.

danhacker: The official one-sheet poster for Hayao Miyazaki’s...

Wed, 06 May 2009 13:06:10 -0400

danhacker:

The official one-sheet poster for Hayao Miyazaki’s ‘Ponyo’

This film stars the voice talents of Cate Blanchett, Matt Damon, Tina Fey, Cloris Leachman, Liam Neeson, Lily Tomlin and Betty White.

‘Ponyo’ scheduled to be released in theaters on August 14th 2009.

Miyazaki ’s films are always a joy to see and an incredible visual experience as well. This is one under-the-radar film I hope people don’t miss out on.

I am in the movie. Check the poster people!!! I worked very hard for this. Disney paid me in trips to Disney World and also extra time hangin’ out with my bro bros. For every minute of dialogue I recorded, my dad promised me a minute of hangin with the dudes. I asked him if the other people in the movie got paid and he said they got paid in the same way, but I haven’t seen Matt Damon around our house.

You know who else is in the movie?! Noah Cyrus! He’s Miley’s little bro. He said Miley doesn’t usually make him hide in the closet when she has friends over, but that’s probably because she doesn’t love him.

Ponyo means Pokemon in English.

Are you guys stoked? Me and the Other Brothers have a show...

Fri, 01 May 2009 13:51:04 -0400

Are you guys stoked? Me and the Other Brothers have a show starting on the Disney Channel tomorrow! I play the kid who bumps into the bros in the school hallway and says to Joe, “Do you know where science class is?” And then Joe says, “Buzz off, fat nerdenstein!” That scene was based on actual events. :(

I’m excited about the show because that means my bros have to speak to me tomorrow at the party to celebrate it! I’ve made sure the caterers are going to have RBullz on ice and the DJ is going to be ripping Metallica songs ALL NIGHT LONG!

It’s a super exclusive party because the guest list only has me and my dinosaur webkinz on it! The bros said stop by for a few minutes to get some food and my dad said he’s busy, but that he sends his regards!!!! Pretty sweet, I know.

Ok dudez I better go to my Snacktuary and get my Snickers on.

SNL was probably fun for the Other Brothers, but I spent the whole show in a small room backstage...

Mon, 16 Feb 2009 16:09:57 -0500

SNL was probably fun for the Other Brothers, but I spent the whole show in a small room backstage with Jon Lovitz :(

Apparently he always shows up uninvited.

So what? I got to ride in the helicoptor with Mr. Bush! I told...

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 21:55:56 -0500

So what? I got to ride in the helicoptor with Mr. Bush! I told him that I know what it’s like to have shoes thrown at you. The Other Brothers used to do that to me a lot until I started selling the shoes on eBay for candy money.

Jonas Secrets

Fri, 09 Jan 2009 05:01:40 -0500

Jonas Secrets:

Ugh! This is typical! Tumblr was supposed to be MY thing, but now my bros are all over this new site :(

Not only that, but earlier today, Kevin erased the memory on my Wii, just because I got a higher score than him on Rock Band and he got jealous.. and then I said, “Oh yeah!?” and threw some ninja stars at him! And he dodged them, but he was so scared.

He was like, “Whoa, Frankie! If I had known how much awesomer than me you are, I would never have made you so mad, and I promise I will never overshadow you on Tumblr.”

ALL OF THOSE THINGS REALLY HAPPENED!

Stayin’ Frankie!

My bros played on Jay Leno’s show today and I got to sit...

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:38:02 -0500

My bros played on Jay Leno’s show today and I got to sit backstage eating 20-year-old bags of Jumpin Jack Cheese Doritos!

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 18:43:00 -0500

Wow! I got an email! I guess I can take a break from building a house of Doritos (like a house of cards, but you get to eat it if it falls down) to answer some Qs.

Nilina writes:

“Frankie, I miss you. I wish you would update your blog more often. I am going to ask you questions in hopes that you will answer them on your blog and bring meaning and validation to my life.

So the Disney Jonas show is currently shooting - are you playing a part on it?”

Yes, at one point there is a flashback scene to the Other Brothers in
King Arthur’s court. I make a short appearance as a foolish jester,
but I’m only on screen for a couple seconds before Joe yells at me and
throws an apple at my head while saying “BE GONE!”

“Has your life lost any meaning since the non-stop touring actually stopped? How are you filling your days?”

I’ve started 100 new webkinz accounts, so I keep pretty busy. Also,
cleaning the house is a lot of work, because the Bros and my dad just
drop stuff on the ground for me to pick up.

“Do you home-school?”

Kind of. My dad says I’m in “permanent detention”.

“What’s the word on Camp Rock 2? Certainly you must overhear your brothers talking about it when they think you’re asleep on their pile of dirty clothes. Will you play a part?”

I can’t give away too much of the plot, but it involves an archery
contest, “poison bug juice,” and yours truly playing “sick camper 3”.
They might let me puke on screen!

“Are you going to approach Disney and try to get a development deal of your own without your brothers knowing?”

Usually when we’re around the Disney execs, no one looks down at me,
so it’s hard to get their attention. Maybe if I ask for some stilts or
really tall boots or something for Christmas, I could have a shot at
talking to someone. But last Christmas, Santa couldn’t find me because
he got confused from me traveling all the time. At least that’s what
dad told me.

“What do you think about Trace Cyrus? He’s on tour right now with his band Metro Station and he kinda reminds me of you what with being the brother of a touring Disney star. Did you ever meet him on the Best of Both Worlds tour?”

Yeah, we’ve met before, but he’s a real downer, always talking about
being neglected and mistreated. No one wants to hear that junk.

“How are your Webkinz? Do you buy them special clothes? Are any of them excited that Chinese Democracy finally came out today?”

My webkinz are all Metallica fans, so they didn’t really care about
Chinese Democracy. I bought them all shirts that said “Frankie’s No.
1” But then my brother’s kept saying “Haha, look, Frankie’s no one!”
So I got rid of the shirts :(

amandalynferri: Who wants to go see this with me? Cho? Tim...

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 18:28:57 -0500

amandalynferri:

Who wants to go see this with me? Cho? Tim Allen?

I asked my dad if I could be in this movie and he said, “You’re a little too chubby, Frankie. You would break the 3D.”

Oh, also, the reason I’m not in this photo is because they make me ride in the luggage compartment under the plane.

But hey, they give me all the snacks I want down there! FRANKIE: 1, WORLD: … a lot, but I GOT FREE SKITTLES!

(via soupsoup) You know, I actually got really excited when Dad...

Tue, 28 Oct 2008 21:00:40 -0400

(via soupsoup)

You know, I actually got really excited when Dad told me I would get to be in a movie with my bros. I thought I was finally going to get to do stuff like eat at the same table with them, be allowed to speak to them, and not have to sleep on a pile of their dirty clothes.

Then he told me I would be playing a farting dog :(

This is the Other Brothers video for their song...

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 15:42:08 -0400

This is the Other Brothers video for their song “Lovebug”. It’s cool, I guess, but I’m still a little annoyed I couldn’t play the ship’s captain, who accidentally crashes the ship, sending all the brothers overboard, allowing me to swoop in at the last second and play all three parts on guitars and vocals and the crowd goes crazy!!!!!

Instead, I just sat in the director’s chair and ate like 8 tubes of Gogurt.

I’m thinking of inviting this girl to join my band. She...

Thu, 16 Oct 2008 16:44:04 -0400

I’m thinking of inviting this girl to join my band. She has so much energy that I can tell she totally drinks RBulls. And she’s really good at lip-syncing, which comes in handy sometimes when you have laryngitis. My family gets laryngitis a lot.

But if she joined the band, we’d probably end up falling in love and then breaking up, just like my bros do with their ladies.

I guess I’ll just stick to my Webkinz backup band!

I was just told that my bros aren’t playing the Super Bowl, only the Thanksgiving Day football...

Mon, 13 Oct 2008 17:17:31 -0400

I was just told that my bros aren’t playing the Super Bowl, only the Thanksgiving Day football game! My dad said I can’t go to that game either.

I will stay at home and eat gravy. I will have my bitter tears for dessert.

I am sad. My bros will be performing on the Super Bowl and I can’t go because I am a...

Mon, 13 Oct 2008 16:53:36 -0400

I am sad. My bros will be performing on the Super Bowl and I can’t go because I am a “security risk.” I got hungry so I ate a super big bowl of nacho cheese.

I am now sad with a stomachache. I also want more nacho cheese.

We're in London and I'm writing a book!!!

Wed, 08 Oct 2008 15:01:52 -0400

Hey Frankie fans. I decided to hop on a plane and meet my bros in London where they’re performing!

London is a cool place. I ate some bangers and mash and the tour bus drove by Big Ben. I waved to him. His face looks like a clock. I prefer the American version, Bob’s Big Boy. He’s friendlier and waves back to you.

I get bored watching my bros do interviews on TV, so I have been reading books backstage. The book I am reading now is called, “Diary of a Wimpy Kid Do-It-Yourself-Book”. Check it out!

One of the pages from the book looks like this:

So far I have drawn lots of sad faces.

After a long weekend of sitting in my room being alone and not...

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 22:45:00 -0400

After a long weekend of sitting in my room being alone and not seeing anyone except when I got RB’s from the fridge in the kitchen once an hour, I looked at some Other Brothers fan sites.

Take a look at the picture! Someone found a pic of me and wrote my name on it! That was really nice of them. Check my sweet Ramones shirt too. I wanna be an aphid!!! Twenty twenty twenty four hours agoooo… I wanna be an aphid!

I LOVE APHIDS because they DESTROY THINGS!!!!

"Frankie, are you seriously going to eat that?"

Thu, 02 Oct 2008 15:47:16 -0400

“Frankie, are you seriously going to eat that?”

- my brother Nick

I ate three peanut butter + banana + honey + bacon sandwiches for lunch today. It was goooooooooooood. Nick’s diabetic so he can’t eat it and I think he was jealous!

Thanks for all the emails I got wishing me a happy birthday. Here is what I got for a gift: a new...

Wed, 01 Oct 2008 18:23:03 -0400

Thanks for all the emails I got wishing me a happy birthday. Here is what I got for a gift: a new bike (boring), those Twilight vampire books (could be cool) and the High School Musical 2 DVD (WHY????).

MY FAMILY DOES NOT UNDERSTAND ME.

Where was my signed poster of Metallica and backstage passes to their shows at The Forum?!?!? I know that if James Hetfield and I met we would be good friends because he’s a recovering alcoholic and I am a chocoholic and a rbullholic.

I will now go back to ignoring everyone, even though no one ever notices.